Day 2 - oy vey.

I woke up at 10:30 am, went to let the bathroom for my morning senna disposal. Chugged the salt water (it kinda tasted like popcorn, but I think I'm just being wishful) Then my boss called me in again. CRAP. I figured it'd take at least an hour to come down, so I went over to the station. Turns out I was in there for almost an hour, quitting my job. Let me tell you, that takes time! We settled on a 1 week notice instead of 2. Anyways, back to the cleanse.

I had to go to the cafeteria for water and my friends were there, so I was social and sat down. Maaaan, I could hear lettuce crunching, the sandwiches squeaking with ketchup. I was very proud of my composure and lack of homicidal acts. After an hour or so of ungoldly torture and being offered a piece of gum (which I gracefully denied ) I left.

So my friend Nate wanted to head out to buy clothes. I took 2 16oz bottles of my yucky-yesterday overspicy lemonaid and we went to the mall. I just realized how food is the center of people's lives! There are gum and candy machines everywhere, the food court was packed, and even the lipgloss I wanted to buy tasted like some assortment of dessert. Nevermind, I'll just go with chapstick for now.

I stayed in my room for most of the day, online. Everytime I got fuzzy or hungry I just chugged some more lemonaid. I made a new batch of 20 oz with less pepper and the right dose of lemon and maple. It tasted amazing! A delicacy...

Then my friend Dee called me and wanted to go hang out. I put a teabag in my purse knowing we'd be out late, and went. To my horror, we went to IHOP. She had 3 eggs, hash browns and pancakes. Emily had a breakfast sampler. I had water... And senna tea. It was horrible. But I survived.

LESSON 2: FRIENDS ARE NOT SUPPORTIVE.

I'm back now, hiding from all food products in my room. Today was traumatic.
but triumphant :)